Ed Edd n Eddy Purgatory Theory

By Aaron Wong

The next conspiracy is the Ed Edd n Eddy Purgatory Theory, which states that everyone in the neighborhood actually died in a different time period and was sent to roam the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek Estates, the land they once lived in their former life. This theory is quite interesting because behind a innocent and happy setting, there lies each characters dark and gloomy past.

• The first to die was Rolf, a son of a Shepard who lived with his family at their farm. Not only was he the first to die, he was the first to live in the land that would be later known as the cul-de-sac. In 1903, Rolf was trampled to death by his bull who broke out of its cage.  He took his farm animals even after death and still takes care of them and his farming duties on a daily basis.

•  Right after Rolfs death Johnny and his family moved into the farm that Rolf's family used to own. In an attempt to compensate for the lack of friends and abundance of free time he had, Johnny created Plank, who would stay with him for the rest of his life. After years of fighting tuberculosis Johnny died in 1922 and took his friend Plank with him in the afterlife.

• Eddy was born in New York but moved to the neighborhood in 1932 as it had begun to start forming from many families moving into the land. Because it was during the Great Depression, Eddy became a schemer in order to get away from the sad truth that he was living in. However, in 1939, it inevitably brought him to his death when he drowned in a river while trying to run away from a group of children that were trying to get revenge on Eddy after falling for his trickery.

• Sarah and Ed were born in the late 40's when the cul-de-sac started to take form from the popular preplanned developments in the post war era. While growing up in WW2, they had different ways of escaping the brutal reality of a working mother who was never home and a dead GI. Sarah become controlling in order to let everyone know that she was the one who was in charge. On the other hand, Ed shut out from the world and got involved in comics and movies. Their death was caused by a car accident while driving to their grandparents house.         

•  A flower child, Nazz was born in the 60's during the hippie era. Growing up as a beautiful girl, she always flirted with the boys and lived carelessly. However, in the summer of 1979, a serial killer escaped from an asylum and broke into Nazz's house. Her whole family was murdered after Nazz was raped and killed. In the afterlife Nazz chose to completely forget about her family which is why she does anything she wants because she has no parental figure.

• Edd was born under two controlling parents who even after his death, greatly influenced his life. He followed their footsteps intellectually but became rather shy and timid. In 1986, a gas leak occurred while Edd was experimenting and caused an explosion which blew him and his house altogether.

•  Kevin was born on the day of Edd's death from a drunken and abusive father. In order to relieve his stress caused by his father, he bullied other children. In 1999 Kevin tried to stand against his father, but was beaten and died while getting transported to the hospital. In Kevin's afterlife, Kevin altered his dad's personality to be a loving and caring one. However, Kevin still retains his bullying tendencies. 

• Jimmy was the last to join the kids when he died from leukemia in 2000. Before his death, Jimmy lived in Kevin's old house under his over protective parents, who never let him out to play with the kids. As his days passed by, Jimmy stayed in his small bedroom fighting with his illness.

• The Kanker sisters, however, are daughters of the devil sent from hell to torture the lost souls. This is very possible because they have an ability to show up anywhere in an instant, and are able to overpower the children. Their attraction to the Eds may be because that they have the weakest wills out of all the children in the neighborhood. 

Here is a video explaining the theory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAVz5vxz61Y

Source for the theory:

http://theoverworld.tumblr.com/post/10794717927/ed-edd-and-eddy-purgatory-theory

Everyone in the Simpsons family is a genius

The theory that caught my attention and will write about is: Everyone in the Simpsons family is a Genius; Lisa is the only one that shows off her intellectual gift.

Fist we will start with Grandpa Abraham Simpson: He now seems senile but throughout the Simpsons there are flashback of occupations grandpa Simpson had. He was a fighter pilot and an amazing pianist among other occupations, which require at least an above average intelligence. Grandpa is the only one who isn’t current smart because of his old age.

Marge Simpson: She was an excellent student and had a chance of having a promising career but decided to marry Homer and become a housewife. She decided having a family made her happier than having a career. 

The main concept of why none of the Simpsons really embrace their intelligence except for Lisa is “Happiness over intelligence”

Homer Simpsons: Homer may seem too stupid to be a genius but in Season 12 episode 9, Homer discovers he has a crayon stuck in his brain which he put there when he was a child. The crayon is removed and homer becomes the worlds’ smartest man to had ever lived. Homer was very smart but was driving his friends and the city away because he was being extremely obnoxious. In the end he stuck a crayon back in his head. He chose to be "happy and a moron" over being "a genius and miserable".

Bart Simpson: Bart decides to follow the same path as his father at a much younger age, without having to stick a crayon in his brain. One of the episode shows Bart to have had good grades when he was younger but then his grades started to decline. This episode blames it on “The Simpsons Gene” but the Homers crayon removal proves “The Simpsons Gene” wrong. Bart grew up with his father being an idiot but happy. This proves to him that ignorant is indeed bliss. He follows his dads’ path to be an idiot but happy. Bart's intelligence show when he creates pranks, which are original and complicated. Even when he wants to do better at school in his subconscious he doesn’t want to be intelligent. He continuously teases Lisa about being a “nerd” but he does this out of love. He wants her to make the same decision he and his father made.

Lisa Simpson: Now Lisa is extremely smart and shows it, but she is always stressed and too tensed to have fun. She is the saddest character. In one episode she is so depressed she is prescribed “happy pills”. Lisa despite not being fully happy she can’t let herself be dumb. Lisa is the only one who doesn’t choose happiness over intelligence.

 

Maggie Simpson: Now Maggie is an infant, she is the youngest in the family. She is too young to decide whether to choose a path of happiness and being dumb or like her sister be smart but sad and stressed all the time. However, even though she is still an infant on numerous occasions she shows she is very smart, she helps save fathers life multiple times. She will later make a decision with her two siblings as examples to guide her.

Squidward's Suicide

Squidward's Suicide

By Markus Reynoso

My Favorite of all conspiracies out there has to be the one about Squidward's suicide. For those of you that do not know who Squidward is, he is a character on a children's T.V. show called Spongebob Squarepants.

The Image above is a clip from the video of Squidward's Suicide. I will also provide the link to the actual video below. 

Supposely there was this episode that actually aired on television and you can see within the frames that there are images of dead bloody kids. In the video when Squidward begins to look sad and depressed you can hear voices faintly in the background. Some of these voices are saying "DO IT", telling Squidward to kill himself. There is a point in the video when the viewer and Squidward are staring at each other in silence for about 5 seconds. All the viewer sees is Squidward's bloody eyed face. Word of mouth does not do this video justice. Watching the video and keeping an eye out for the 3 frames where one can see dead kids in a pool of blood with their guts hanging out Is what one needs to look for. And to answer the question of how he dies, Squidward puts a shotgun to his head and blasts it off by his bed.

There are three frames you want to look for. Though I have yet ot have spot these frames, I will provide both the full background story to this episode and the video. 

*I highly suggest watching this at night*

http://youtu.be/BK4CUyCm3PU

And here is the link to the full story

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/squidward's_suicide

Real or fake? You decide; regardless, this is pretty creepy and could ruin your childhood favorite cartoon show.

Cartoon Conspiracy: Rugrats

by Angus Nguyen

The first cartoon conspiracy we'll be discussing is a rather morbid one about Rugrats concerning Angelica.

This particular theory states that everything that has happened in Rugrats is just based off of Angelica's imagination, who was suffering from schizophrenia.

The reality is that Chuckie has already passed away as did his mother in 1966. Consequently, Chuckie's father, Chaz, is always seen as neurotic in the show.

Chaz later married to a woman named Kira during his trip to Paris. However, Kira was actually a prostitute and had a cocaine addiction. Furthermore, Kira actually had to give away her child, Kimi, to an orphanage because of Kira's inability to take care of her. Angelica ended up "creating" Kimi for the series based off of Kira's recollections of her daughter.

Tommy ended up being a stillborn and his father, Stu, never got over his Tommy's death. This explains why Stu constantly makes toys; it's a coping mechanism to deal with the loss of his son.

 




Phil and Lil were created because the Devilles had an abortion and Angelica did not know the gender of the baby.

 

The only person that actually existed in the series was Suzie. Not wanting to hurt Angelica's feelings, Suzie played along with Angelica's made up baby friends. Consequently, this is why Suzie is the only other person besides Angela that is able to talk to the babies.

This theory also extends to the the Rugrats side series, "All Grown Up" (explanation starts after 45 seconds). The video below explains how Angelica's schizophrenia extends beyond her childhood years and also reviews the conspiracy theory in terms of how accurate it is.